I have been known to indulge in a glass of water
what about a bagel
what about a fresh toasted bagel
ummm *dabs forehead with handkerchief* no more questions at this time
Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."
the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating
(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
what if i could have kissed you for real every time i wanted to. sometimes when you smile i have to force myself to look away from your lips. you remind me of rivers. what i mean is you’re a sunbeam and i want to drown in it.
this absolutely has to be one of my favorite gifs, its basically the wilhelm scream of explosion gifs, its everywhere i fucking love it.
when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder
i love all the people saying they blame male writers. you know her heart. you know this isn’t her. it’s a man