house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
I have been known to indulge in a glass of water
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what about a bagel
what about a fresh toasted bagel
ummm *dabs forehead with handkerchief* no more questions at this time
(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
what if i could have kissed you for real every time i wanted to. sometimes when you smile i have to force myself to look away from your lips. you remind me of rivers. what i mean is you’re a sunbeam and i want to drown in it.
this absolutely has to be one of my favorite gifs, its basically the wilhelm scream of explosion gifs, its everywhere i fucking love it.
the meaning of life is….dipping carbs into liquids ….bread into soup…biscuits into tea…that’s it
Tostitos into cheese sauce
God i want that
wet the dries